Ambrosia
Jerome d'Ambrosio
I heard about those kamikaze guys, are they the ones who make the fancy toilets?
fernando
Fernando Alonso
Be quiet Ambrosia, your ignorance knows no limits, unlike your driving which is limited in the extreme.
mschumi
Michael Schumacher
It's not the first time he has hit someone, although to date they had a car to protect them.
sbstnvtl
Sebastian Vettel
It's funny that he is also called Sebastian, God must have given me all of his talent also.
mschumi
Michael Schumacher
I guess he didn't stand much of a chance in life if his parents could not even spell.
Kobayashi
Kamui Kobayashi
I will try to forgive you Buemi, and the offence you have committed against my countryman.
fernando
Fernando Alonso
I know the feeling Kamui, I have been trying to forgive him for being within a square mile of me every weekend for the last 2 years,
SebB
Sebastien Buemi
Thanks Kamui, but I'm not really sure what you are forgiving me for? I tried to save the guy.
jackie
Jackie Stewart
You should always remember to look out for jumping Japanese men when doing donuts in an enclosed space. It's lucky that you were wearing a knee proof helmet Sebastien or things could have been much worse.
mschumi
Michael Schumacher
Also look out if you're driving any kind of safety vehicle and Taki Inoue is anywhere nearby.

