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Jonathan Ross: Lewis Hamilton is "as charismatic as a clam"

"That will be my job, to bring him out of his little shell," the 50-year-old comedian and presenter mused. "Some of us know how to get to someone who looks to be about as charismatic as a clam. By the time I have finished my magic, I will have tickled that little whelk and he will be out for all to see - you can tell him that from me."

5 Sep 2011 - Source
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Looks like he was really looking forward to getting you on the show then Hamilton.
hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Totally Nando. Rossy was joking, just a mega bit of banter to get me in the mood.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Maybe he was hoping you would come out with some pearls of wisdom.
hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Is that a riddle Nando? I already wear man-earrings but I'm thinking about some pearls, would be super cool.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Didn't think you'd get it, pearls are commonly found in clams, your girlfriend probably knows all about it.
hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Nicole gets her pearls in Tiffanys Nando.
CherZing   Nicole Scherzinger
Lewis baby, maybe you could dress up as a clam in my next classy music video, and then when I dance around you could turn into a pearl.
hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Yellow Helmet=Yellow Pearl. That sounds mega, I'll get Simon working on it like pronto.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Great idea, although maybe you could be a shrimp in her next video, then you wouldn't need to dress up.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
I guess Jonathan Ross hasn't met Kimi then, otherwise he would have had Mr. Charisma on instead.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
You could have told him all about the latest episode in your quarter-life crisis in that Le Mans car.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Enough, you never know when to stop blabbering on Kimi, his show is only one hour you know.
IceMan   Kimi Raikonnen
I was having a shit.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
I'm confused Fernando, what is a whelk?
fernando   Fernando Alonso
A whelk is a cross between a killer whale and an elk, hence the name.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
I get it now, but I still don't see why you would tickle them.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
It's how you get them to like each other Ambrosia, head to your local zoo and try it. Let me know what happens.
bestofbritish   Jenson Button
If anybody wants me to tickle their little whelk let me know, it might get clammy but I'll definitely get something out of your shell.


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