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Mosley sues Google in Germany and France

Max Mosley is suing Google in an attempt to force the company to monitor and censor search results about his alleged sado-masochistic orgy. "The fundamental thing is that Google could stop this appearing but they don't or won't as a matter of principle," he told the inquiry. "The really dangerous things are the search engines."

25 Nov 2011 - Source
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Another lawsuit, is there anyone left that you haven't sued?
MaxiMos   Max Mosley
I consider it a moral outrage that a reprobate company like Google can guide people towards these lurid sites. As established in my lawsuit against the now defunct News of the World, these were mostly innocent engagements which were dressed up as being more sinister.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
I thought you were dressed up as something else Max.
MaxiMos   Max Mosley
What consenting adults of various ages and sexes do while attired in carefully selected apparel, in a haphazard array of imaginative scenarios, in the privacy of a concealed location, is entirely their own affair.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Affair being the operative word. Perhaps if you didn't participate in this sort of thing you wouldn't need to sue anybody.
MaxiMos   Max Mosley
I'll sue every newspaper, search engine, internet user, country, or Formula One driver who dares to besmirch my hobbies. I didn't let you keep your wins after that stunt in Jerez for nothing Michael, no more questions.
Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
High time to lay off poor Max, he was only having a bit of a laugh wasn't he. Bloody internet, it's just for spotty teenagers with nothing else to do but read about sex. They should be out digging roads or something, get them off their pampered arses.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I think the internet has a wider use than that Bernie. Anyway Max's problem is more fishnet than internet.
Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
I might just have to buy the bloody internet if this keeps up, shut it down for a while until we get rid of all this stuff. These computer things are a nuisance, can't see 'em lasting to be honest.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
On the pulse there Bernie, although I did find my laptop quite handy when I went to Ron back in Hungary 2007.
rondennis   Ron Dennis
You bloody runt, I spilled a good glass of plonk when you came in with that Coughlan stuff.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I felt compelled to come clean given I knew about such scandalous unethical behaviour.
rondennis   Ron Dennis
Funny that you snitch, you were quiet as a mouse when the Piquet thing came out.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I just came in for my scheduled pitstop Ron. Poor little Piquet, if he had brains he'd be dangerous.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
What is a "search" engine Fernando, the team said my engine is a Cosworth.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Don't worry d'Ambrosio, it's a special engine to help you if you're losing power, get it? I can help you find one, special gangs sell them in a secret place called the black market in Sao Paolo.
Ambrosia   Jerome d'Ambrosio
My mother told me to be careful in Sao Paolo, she said Jenson got held up there last year. How will I find the engine gangs Fernando?
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Just make sure to wear your F1 gear, and walk around town by yourself so as not to arouse suspicion. Don't worry, they'll come find you.
bestofbritish   Jenson Button
If anyone wants to gang up on me just let me know, I can guarantee you won't get held up by my Brazilian.


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