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Reports link Trulli with Massa's Ferrari seat

Italian publication Autosprint has suggested that erstwhile Caterham driver Jarno Trulli is a possible replacement for Felipe Massa. Having been comprehensively outpaced by teammate Alonso in Australia, Ferrari are to replace Massa's chassis in Malaysia. "This choice was taken to clear up any doubts about the unusual performance of his car during the weekend at Albert Park," said the team.

22 Mar - Source
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I think scrapping the perfectly good chassis of my former teammate is a bit of a drastic option.
massa   Felipe Massa
Stop calling me your former teammate, I will definitely keep my seat. It was the car's fault, it was behaving very unusually.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
I think the unusual performance of the car can be explained by your presence in it, something that will be rectified very shortly.
Domenicali   Stefano Domenicali
Fernando, we must stabilise our precious Ferrari family in this time of crisis. Please help your Ferrari brother to overcome his troubles. We will replace his car with a new one to....
Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Let the fury from my heavens rattle your puny earth, do I hear correctly that one of beloved scarlet chariots is to be sacrificed to appease a humble servant of my will?
Domenicali   Stefano Domenicali
Well, President di Montezemolo, we thought out of loyalty to Felipe we ought to give him every....
Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
SILENCE puppet.Your only loyalty is to thine Emperor! No such blasphemy will go unpunished. See that this unworthy one is replaced with a charioteer of greater skill.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Dearest Emperor, I wholeheartedly agree. Although it pains me to lose my brother Felipe, we must ensure both cars are competitive if I am to win the championship and bring glory to Ferrari and your own name.
Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Indeed Fernando, you are the favoured son, a golden child worthy to bask in the light of my affection. One day you will inherit the earth at my bidding.
massa   Felipe Massa
You're a bloody arse-licker Fernando.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
You'll be a stamp-licker soon enough Massa, I'll even buy you some envelopes as a parting gift to help with all those CVs you'll be posting.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Trulli? Mmmm. You'd think Ferrari would have learned that Italian substitute drivers don't work.
TrulyJarno   Jarno Trulli
I neither wish for this job nor do not wish for it Michael. I will accept whatever happens as I accept the joyous first rays of the morning sun, or the mournful shadows of the evening, or the mysterious moonbeams that kiss my face at night.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
I think you've been indulging in too much of your home brew in that vineyard Jarno.
TrulyJarno   Jarno Trulli
Do not mistake this with nonchalance Michael. If I were to return as Ferrari driver it would be a euphoric moment, the sweetness of which could only be matched by savouring the rich bouquet of one of my exclusive wines, nurtured in the Abruzzo region of Italy.
rubens   Rubens Barrichello
This is so unfair, I am bursting with enthusiasm to drive an F1 team forward. I deserve the chance to finally prove myself at Ferrari with an equal contract to my teammate.
fernando   Fernando Alonso
Er...cough...
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Missed you last weekend Rubens. Badoer has a better chance of making a Ferrari comeback than you do. Fact: you leave, Williams get good.
rubens   Rubens Barrichello
It's so unfair Michael, I knew this would be a good year, I should be there. If I had been in the car there is no way I would have put my Williams in the wall on the last lap.
mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Correct Rubens, if you'd been in the car it would have been me who put your Williams in the wall.


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