Horner Christian Horner
We were fortunate that Adrian was able to remotely control the sister Red Bull to create an incident to bring out the final safety car for you Seb. Most alarmingly, while we have been repeatedly frustrated by interference in perfect Seb's title challenge from an Australian driving the sister car, we now have a problem with an Australian driving for the sister team. On this basis we are currently investigating any Webber-Ricciardo-FIA links to the campaign to destroy us.
JV Jacques Villeneuve
Controversial Jacques is going to stick his neck on the line here and say that it might perhaps be a sad sign of the times that drivers are maybe losing it by swearing and turning the air blue on the podium. Drivers like Michael and I were super-controversial without using obscene language.