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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando I've no idea what the hell you're on about Alonso, we don't all bloody speak Spanish you know.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando I'm not a minister though, am I? I can't be expected to know about everything going on in the world, I mean it's protest this, riot that every second week these days isn't it, I've enough to be doing without reading up on all that rubbish.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando That's the problem there really isn't it, how much are these journalists paid to do their own research, but they sit on their arse all day and then they come to me for all the bloody answers. I mean if they had any brains they'd turn on the telly and watch the news for themselves, wouldn't they?
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando Enough of your stupid riddles Alonso, the race is going ahead 200 percent, and that's the end of it.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@mschumi Lay off lads, it's about bloody time we got some lookers on the grid, give the punters something decent to have a gander at. I'll repeat what I said, if Susie is as quick in the car as she looks good out of it, I'm all bloody for it. Oh, and she's intelligent as well.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando It is really though isn't it? You'll hear all these lads going on about the thrill and the passion and all that rubbish, but when it comes down to it, it's uncle Bernie's bucks that keep you all in digs isn't it?
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@mschumi Bloody establishment, handing out a few stupid letters to people. They tried to give me a CBE, whatever that means, sounds like a disease doesn't it, I turned the old girl down anyway.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@todt He's right though really isn't he? We'd all be a lot better off if we fired the lot of 'em and shoved a bunch of GP2 lads in the cars instead, save a fortune on wages. They probably already know the brake from the accelerator, and they all look the same in the helmets anyway don't they really.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando Not a big deal Fernando, no harm to give the small teams a few clapped out Ferraris, Mercs, and Red Bulls from last year. It would keep the slow guys going for years. In fact I remember flogging a banger of a Merc to a mate of mine back in the 70's, poor sod is still driving it, bless him.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando Even better, get some of the small lads up the front. I'm bloody sick of these German drivers winning everything, that young blond bloke waving his stupid finger when he wins. He needs to grow up, back in the day it was a struggle to stop drivers waving their knob at some tart on the way up to the podium.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando That's the bloody problem with the world now isn't it Fernando, too much intellectual this and that. If all these over-educated nonces switched their brains off we'd be the better for it. IP agreements are a pain, I prefer the old handshake myself, much quicker, and you can always change your mind.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando A lick of paint sorts that out Fernando, paint the customer Ferrari blue or something. F1 drivers aren't the brightest, they wouldn't realise they're driving a Ferrari themselves, never mind Joe Blogs sitting on his arse watching the telly half asleep.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@mschumi It's all the same really, isn't it? Money's money, we'd all be a lot better off if they stopped these silly investigations into where the bloody stuff comes from, let us all get on with it. Fire away Eddie, as long as uncle Bernie gets his cut you'll be fine.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando To be honest I was thinking of dumping the whole points thing anyway, let the punters vote for the winner, that's what Joe Bloggs is craving for these days, all that Big Brother mallarchy.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando It's not like we have to count the votes is it? It'll just give the punter the feeling that he matters, let 'em vote at a quid a pop, uncle Bernie gets a new pair of shoes, picks his favourite driver, everybody wins.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
High time to lay off poor Max, he was only having a bit of a laugh wasn't he. Bloody internet, it's just for spotty teenagers with nothing else to do but read about sex. They should be out digging roads or something, get them off their pampered arses.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando I might just have to buy the bloody internet if this keeps up, shut it down for a while until we get rid of all this stuff. These computer things are a nuisance, can't see 'em lasting to be honest.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando I just threw him a few quid Fernando. All the bloody idiot had to do was keep his gob closed and we were sorted. You'd think they'd have better things to be doing than investigating an old pensioner like myself.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando Banks are for sheep Fernando, it's all imaginary money. If people had any sense they'd keep cash at home under the bed wouldn't they. I would trust those bankers with a lollipop, never mind my life savings. A fool and his money...
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@fernando Bloody tax authorities, I'm not going to pay my hard earned cash so they can resurface a few roads down the arse end of Lancashire. What do I get out of it. Paying taxes is for people with no imagination really.
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Bernie   Bernie Ecclestone
@Montezuma I was always a fan of dictators, particularly A...
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