@mschumi The podium on Sunday reminded me a lot of that day Michael, lots of swearing and it was raining really heavily. I guess if drivers are naughty they'll be punished by not getting anything from Santa.

@MBrundle No disrespect Martin, I've never written him a letter so he hasn't been to my house but I don't think President Obama is as powerful as Santa.

I don't get it Martin, how the hell does Lewis expect Jenson to follow him when Rosberg had the second Mercedes seat sorted ages ago?

@MBrundle Oh, so you mean on the track, well then Lewis is being a bit hypocritical isn't he? I mean he's not exactly been the best at following Button, look what happened when he tried it on the pit straight in Canada last year.

@MBrundle Wow, I knew Lewis liked ear-rings Martin, but handbags is taking it a bit too far - sounds like this Mercedes deal has gone to his head.

@JakeHumphrey Wow Jake, I didn't know you were competing in the Olympics.

@MBrundle I couldn't compete in F1 Martin, it's way too fast, I think I could run in the Olympics though, I saw that video with all the guys running really slowly on the beach.

@MBrundle Well I could definitely run in slow-motion faster than them Martin, and I don't think it was 88 years ago, I saw it on telly last month.

@JakeHumphrey Thanks Jake, I'm looking forward to the challenge and Martin will help me out anyway.

@MBrundle Sure thing Martin, or should I say "Ben", wink wink! Don't worry, I'll definitely remember to call you "Lee" this weekend Martin.

Well Martin, I think the drivers made it pretty clear in China that they're against going to Bahrain.

@MBrundle Actions speak louder than words Martin, the go-slow protest in the first lap more than got the message across.

@MBrundle Don't be so naive Martin, in that case I suppose you think those huge marches in the streets are just "parades" too.

I'm speechless Martin, I find it completely ridiculous in this day and age that a woman can be given as a prize at an international sporting event.

@MBrundle Oh, I didn't know the Titanic was on a maiden voyage. I always wondered why all the survivors seemed to be women.

Eddie better send that honour back Martin. They spelt it wrong, when they gave it to me it said MBE.

@MBrundle I hope I don't have to pay any membership fees. By the way Martin, why is everyone at the BBC calling you Ben?

@MBrundle Oh, I thought it was your nickname, you know like Gentle Ben on TV.

@MBrundle So what was Gentle Ben's name in real life then?

@MBrundle Wow Martin, sky sports sounds cool. Is that like pigeon racing? I love pigeons.