FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Fast Eddie always had a keen eye for the birds, what do you say we hang out next year Mikey and we can travel around the world picking up chicks.
19 October
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Don't worry Mikey, you can hang with your old buddy Fast Eddie. We can shoot the breeze at my bachelor pad with some chicks and play with my speedboats and choppers. Just like I showed you the secrets of car development at Ferrari, I'll show how to make easy cash from property development.
6 October
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Speaking of buying property, Fast Eddie always had an eye for a nice piece of real estate when he saw it. You worked hard for your money Michael, I just sat back with the chics in my helicopter and let the houses do it for me.
11 May
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Sounds about right Mikey, Fast Eddie's technical skills are second to none, almost as legendary as his lady skills.
25 April
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi I always wondered if you'd have let me past Mikey, Fast Eddie could have turned the world of team orders upside down.
25 April
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@fernando I thought he might say me, first thing that people think after meeting FastEddie is star-struck.
14 March
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Fast Eddie had to unlap himself Mikey, the guy could have ruined a lot of girl's lives if he damaged Fast Eddie's face. Keep partying Lewis, you can have a life as good as me.
14 March
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi I guess it goes without saying that Fast Eddie was your toughest teammate Mikey.
27 February
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi It can't be a coincidence Mikey, I always thought there must be something wrong when you beat all your teammates so easily, especially Fast Eddie.
21 December
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Nothing stands between Fast Eddie and his girl.
17 November
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@fernando Fast Eddie took it as a compliment, he was too fast for Senna and the guy punched Fast Eddie for overtaking him.
17 November
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Thank god I shouted "not the face" at the last second Mikey, the most important thing is that Fast Eddie's assets are intact for all the ladies.
17 November
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi I'll give you a free Fast-Eddie piece of advice for life after F1 Rubens, don't break your neck in a local superbike series.
10 November
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Just shooting the breeze Mikey, telling it like it is.
21 September
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi The public loves to hear Fast Eddie, almost as much as I love to hear myself. I just don't get the button push and the dropping wing.
21 September
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Just remember Mikey, Fast Eddie almost won a title for Ferrari before you did.
21 September
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi It was a close one Mikey, fair play to Hakkinen, though I still get more chicks than he does, so I'm the real winner.
21 September
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi I don't like to brag Michael, but I'm a a high-flyer. I need the chopper to get between my various properties.
2 July
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
Cool, not the first F1 driver to become a pilot. I've been flying a chopper for years.
2 July
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FastEddie
Eddie Irvine
@mschumi Well Michael I think setting up your car for you for four years, and still having to let you pass had something to do with that.
26 June
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