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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Greetings mortals. Let thy hearts arrest in anticipation of my wrath. Once more the chalice of victory has been poisoned and passed to an enemy. What flags of cowardice are these that deny us? The official flag-bearers of the Court of Maranello shall be deployed in future to pave the way for the Prancing Horse.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence you sniveling skivvy. Too often now your incompetence has cost thine Emperor. Were it not for the miracles of the golden child Alonso my scarlet chariots would lie in disgrace, red not with the virile blood of a warrior but red with the crimson shame of the weak.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Bernie Impudence elf-creature! There arrives the epoch where the elders no longer speak words with wisdom to quell the most fierce wolf. Submit thy will to the force of the Scarlet Kingdom or relinquish thine powers.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Tremble with fear troglodytes! Let the the seas part to unveil the power of my proclamation. There can only be one rooster annointed to master the hen-house in my kingdom. The golden child Alonso is not to be challenged by those who may ruffle his sacred feathers.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence drone! Thine EMPEROR fumes with indignation at such impudence. Only I shall instruct this weakling, he must succumb to the will of his superiors in the manner of those before who knelt before Schumacher, that Brazilian whose tears could fill a virgin's bosom and the hairy leprechaun creature who cursed me by his impotence.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Let the world stand still to await the message of wisdom from my annointed breath. Only one shall decide who is to partner the golden child Alonso, those who we wish to expire will feel their lifeblood drain from their beings to colour the crimson Kingdom of Maranello.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence mortals, let my words strike fear in your hearts like the volcano spits fire into the heavens. The court of Marnanello will permit no witch-doctors to affect our charioteers. The child Massa will suffice until one worthy to touch the fleece of the golden one Alonso is found.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Silence the earth, let my voice raise torrents in the oceans and flatten the mountains. We must reward our warriors according to their exploits on the battelfield, if we spoil them with riches beyond our means they will not sacrifice themselves for me.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence! I, thine divine ruler, declare that all the resources of the Scarlet Empire be made available to the special one Fernando. He who glorifies my name will see my fortunes smile on him. No, it is the other weak one who must be prove himself worthy of my favour.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@MycLaren Insolence will be met with violent retribution. The FIA must obey my order to reduce costs or this world of F1 will fade to oblivion. Deliver my edict to servant Todt so that he may enforce my drastic measures.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence puny humanoid! There are no equals in the Kingdom of Maranello. Payment for a place in my scarlet chariots will be from the blood of the heart. The annointed one Alonso has shown his special powers, this Massa child must deliver or be thrown to the wolves. The title is in our hands, woe betide the failure who will take it from me and the golden child.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Greetings earthlings, what impudence is this that offends me? Who dares presume who is to be annointed by me to command my scarlet chariots?
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Silence puny servant. The loyalty of Ferrari is to thine Emperor. This weak child who brings failure to my court must be sacrificed. I will scour the heavens and the earth to find one worthy to share the company of the golden child Fernando.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali Let the fury from my heavens rattle your puny earth, do I hear correctly that one of beloved scarlet chariots is to be sacrificed to appease a humble servant of my will?
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Domenicali SILENCE puppet.Your only loyalty is to thine Emperor! No such blasphemy will go unpunished. See that this unworthy one is replaced with a charioteer of greater skill.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@fernando Indeed Fernando, you are the favoured son, a golden child worthy to bask in the light of my affection. One day you will inherit the earth at my bidding.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@Bernie Greetings peons, let the skies reverberate with the thunder of my declarations. These Ferrari "customers", if they want to sup from the golden chalice of the Maranello king they must bow in slavery, and pay for this generosity with their souls.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@todt Silence traitor, address me as Emperor, not employer. Your insolence is an echo of your treachery. Fill the earth with my Ferraris. However, heed this warning, such waifs will only receive their scarlet chariots when they kiss my ring to pledge their allegiance.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
Greetings minions, suffice to say my latest proclamation will reverberate like thunder. Anyone wishing to serve in the court of Montezemolo must prove themselves to me.
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Montezuma   Luca di Montezemolo
@fernando You are the golden child Fernando, the best in my world. Your sacrifices please me. Felipe, prove thyself worthy or incur my wrath.
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