@Pastor Be calm Sergio, remember to take your medication. The FIA will deal appropriately with Pastor, although after Monaco and now this, I think I may need to speak to Frank about the repair bills.

@Perez Esses! Esses! Esses! Esses! Esses! The doctors will work on this new Pastor problem soon Sergio. If you keep mentioning chicanes I'm going to start charging you for Sergio's medication Michael.

@Perez Take it easy Sergio, you have a Ferrari engine, that is the best I can do for you right now.

@Perez Say Esses five times like the doctor told you Sergio. There are no chicanes involved. For Christ's sake Michael, I've spent a fortune on his psychotherapy after Monaco, I hope Ferrari realise what they might be taking on.

@Perez Easy Sergio. It was fantastic to get second on Sunday, but don't get too excited, and please remember you are under contract to Sauber.

@Perez "Esses" Sergio! Remember the special doctor said "esses". For god's sake Michael, after all I spent on his therapy since Monaco. Sergio's brain function is approximating it's former level, this second place is just the boost he needs to complete his recovery.

@fernando I repeat my battle cry in that article, Sauber WILL move heaven and hell for that sixth place. Kamui, Sergio, make it so.

@fernando For god's sake Fernando. Sergio, there is no chicane in the afterlife, we call it The Esses.

I hope you had a fun day out, but remember you will be returning to your Sauber car in Singapore Sergio.

@Perez It's ok Sergio, we have a shiny Ferrari engine and gearbox in your Sauber for you.

@Perez Please Michael, the doctors have removed the word chicane from Sergio's vocabulary to stop his flashbacks. We refer to that section of track as Turn 10.

@Kobayashi Hold on Kamui, it's possible we may need to explain the chicane concept to Sergio again.

@fernando I must repeat that Sergio displayed the same levels of brain function after that incident as he did pre-season. His verbal and mathematical reasoning are sufficient for him to function in the car.

@mschumi I have to repeat Sergio's brain activity is at the level we measured before he crashed so he is fit to race. Sergio, please remember we have PR for questions like that.

@fernando Sergio is absolutely fine, we had the doctors check him and his brain function is exactly the same as it was before the accident.

@Perez Let me do the talking Sergio. I can assure you all of these are Sergio's own replies and his publicist was in no way putting undue pressure on him.

@Perez It's OK Sergio, maybe we mixed up those brain function tests, might be best if we go back to the nice doctor now, he has some lollipops!