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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@fernando Maybe the mechanics can fix the problems with the car, and President Chavez is re-elected now, so he can fix the problems with the stewards.
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@Williams That's what I was doing boss, you said keep the car on the track, sometimes I need to use other people's cars to keep my car on the track.
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@Perez My friend and mentor President Chavez will see to it that any punishment given to me is meaningless, and all my fines will be paid. Viva El Presidente!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi Lewis left me no room, he ruined another race for me and I got a penalty, which I hope will be overturned with the help of my biggest fan, President Chavez. All hail El Presidente!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi My great friend and mentor, El Presidente Chavez will always protect me against the authorities. All hail El Presidente! Viva El Presidente!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@fernando I would like to thank my sponsors PDVSA for the $46 million dollars they paid Frank to have me in the car, and also for their support of my dear friend El Presidente Chavez. All hail El Presidente! Bravo El Presidente!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi What are you talking about Michael, I don't know anyone called Hamburglar. You must be thinking about something completely different to Formula 1.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi Yeah, he stopped me getting sixth in Monaco! Sixth in Monaco, in a Williams. Damn you Hamilton.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi To be precise Michael, my sponsors paid Williams, I believe it was $46 million.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi Many personnel changes breathe new life and bring fresh ideas into our team.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi Yes, and I think maybe even everyone in F1.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@TheIncredibleHulk The monkey is off my back now Nico, the floodgates will open and drown my duck.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@fernando Sixth at Monaco dammit!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@Williams I think it's OK Frank, he said he's been hanging out with the Renault guys to get a head start on next years collaboration.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@hammy Oh, now I understand why I didn't come 6th at Monaco. They called it "the racing line" at my karting school, not "Hamilton's racing line". My mistake. SIXTH at Monaco dammit!!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@rubens I could've come 6th in Monaco!
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@fernando He ruined my race too.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi They should have disqualified Lewis.
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi It's so unfair, I could have been 6th only for Lewis
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Pastor   Pastor Maldonado
@mschumi To be fair, I'm 26 and I got my license 8 years ago. But yes, I am now beating Rubens.
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