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Pastor Maldonado
@fernando Maybe the mechanics can fix the problems with the car, and President Chavez is re-elected now, so he can fix the problems with the stewards.
11 October
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@Williams That's what I was doing boss, you said keep the car on the track, sometimes I need to use other people's cars to keep my car on the track.
11 October
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@Perez My friend and mentor President Chavez will see to it that any punishment given to me is meaningless, and all my fines will be paid. Viva El Presidente!
9 July
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@mschumi Lewis left me no room, he ruined another race for me and I got a penalty, which I hope will be overturned with the help of my biggest fan, President Chavez. All hail El Presidente!
26 June
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@mschumi My great friend and mentor, El Presidente Chavez will always protect me against the authorities. All hail El Presidente! Viva El Presidente!
29 May
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@fernando I would like to thank my sponsors PDVSA for the $46 million dollars they paid Frank to have me in the car, and also for their support of my dear friend El Presidente Chavez. All hail El Presidente! Bravo El Presidente!
15 May
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@mschumi What are you talking about Michael, I don't know anyone called Hamburglar. You must be thinking about something completely different to Formula 1.
16 March
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@mschumi Yeah, he stopped me getting sixth in Monaco! Sixth in Monaco, in a Williams. Damn you Hamilton.
12 March
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@mschumi To be precise Michael, my sponsors paid Williams, I believe it was $46 million.
20 February
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@mschumi Many personnel changes breathe new life and bring fresh ideas into our team.
8 February
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@mschumi Yes, and I think maybe even everyone in F1.
2 September
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@TheIncredibleHulk The monkey is off my back now Nico, the floodgates will open and drown my duck.
2 September
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@Williams I think it's OK Frank, he said he's been hanging out with the Renault guys to get a head start on next years collaboration.
30 July
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@hammy Oh, now I understand why I didn't come 6th at Monaco. They called it "the racing line" at my karting school, not "Hamilton's racing line". My mistake. SIXTH at Monaco dammit!!
21 July
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@mschumi It's so unfair, I could have been 6th only for Lewis
30 May
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@mschumi To be fair, I'm 26 and I got my license 8 years ago. But yes, I am now beating Rubens.
25 May
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