@hammy Don't be sorry Lewis, if anyone else wants to do a Jenson let me know. You might suffer from over-heating nuts, but if I order you to stay behind me I won't punish you for an unsafe release.

@mschumi Why don't some of you pop into my Nutcracker Suite for a love-in this weekend? I might suffocate you a little, GBH is optional, but I'll definitely bring a tear to your eye once I get you under my covers.

@mschumi You can enter my era any time you want Paul. I'll pass you my torch if you want to assert your dominance, and it's definitely not a problem if you want to stuff it in backwards.

@fernando Ooh Fernando, you can cure my meat anytime. Taping my mouth is optional, but I'll definitely be H.A.M if anyone wants to place anything obscene on my helmet.

@DC Oooh David, I'd like a President erect. Swearing is optional but things will definitely turn blue if you want to slide down my chimney.

@rondennis If anyone wants to blow my whistle let me know. You'll definitely feel a stabbing sensation at the rear if you access the hard-drive on my lap top.

@mschumi If anyone wants to dig into this piece of turf let me know. There might be some flailing around, but I'll try not to damage your anti-roll bar. Except for Kobayashi.

@Kobayashi Ooh, feel free to slide into my rear any day Kamui, but only if you promise not to puncture my rubber. What an idiot!

@rubens Ooh Rubinho, why don't we retire to my motorhome and extract each other's potential? Doubling is optional, but the early bird is guaranteed to catch this worm.

@fernando Ooh, you're welcome to master my iron any day Fernando. If we ever come face to face, I'll be sure to fire one off.

@fernando If anyone wants to choke my chicken let me know. Taking me around the outside might be risky but you definitely won't complain whatever position you end up coming in.

@fernando If anyone wants to hold my Olympic torch let me know. You won't want to drop my baton, and if we stay up all night for a Button marathon you can definitely vault with my pole.

@fernando Ooh, I'm always willing to be on the receiving end Fernando. My "little thing" isn't called karma, but whenever you get lucky, it still comes back to bite you in the ass.

@hammy If anyone wants to tap my rear into a spin let me know. I might have to suck it up, but your lights will definitely go out when I explode.

@Horner If anyone wants to flip end over end in my chassis let me know. Launching from my rear bodywork won't be a problem, but I can't promise you we'll be coming back down to earth.

@lee If anyone wants to see more by pressing this Red Button let me know. I'll cover all the angles you want, and you won't have to pay any subscription to watch my channel streaming.

@mschumi Ooh, you can hold on to my trophy for as long as you like Rubinho. The only colour it changes to is pink, but I guarantee all your friends will turn green with envy.

@mschumi Ooh Michael, this hairspray queen is hoping to be the first one to come to hand. Asphixiation is optional, but I'll guarantee you a firm hold if you squirt my nozzle.

@jackie If anyone wants to deposit some hard currency in my vault let me know, my interest rates will be sky high but you won't want to make a premature withdrawal.

@fernando Ooh, why don't you put your finger on this pulsating Button Fernando? If you offer me a good drive, I'll guarantee you a come-back.