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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi If anyone wants to get a maiden pole at my Assen let me know. You might say it sucks, but I promise you'll be eagle-eyed once you've beaten my special constable.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@hammy Don't be sorry Lewis, if anyone else wants to do a Jenson let me know. You might suffer from over-heating nuts, but if I order you to stay behind me I won't punish you for an unsafe release.
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@mschumi Why don't some of you pop into my Nutcracker Suite for a love-in this weekend? I might suffocate you a little, GBH is optional, but I'll definitely bring a tear to your eye once I get you under my covers.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi You can enter my era any time you want Paul. I'll pass you my torch if you want to assert your dominance, and it's definitely not a problem if you want to stuff it in backwards.
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@fernando Ooh Fernando, you can cure my meat anytime. Taping my mouth is optional, but I'll definitely be H.A.M if anyone wants to place anything obscene on my helmet.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@DC Oooh David, I'd like a President erect. Swearing is optional but things will definitely turn blue if you want to slide down my chimney.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@rondennis If anyone wants to blow my whistle let me know. You'll definitely feel a stabbing sensation at the rear if you access the hard-drive on my lap top.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi If anyone wants to dig into this piece of turf let me know. There might be some flailing around, but I'll try not to damage your anti-roll bar. Except for Kobayashi.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@Kobayashi Ooh, feel free to slide into my rear any day Kamui, but only if you promise not to puncture my rubber. What an idiot!
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@rubens Ooh Rubinho, why don't we retire to my motorhome and extract each other's potential? Doubling is optional, but the early bird is guaranteed to catch this worm.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, you're welcome to master my iron any day Fernando. If we ever come face to face, I'll be sure to fire one off.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando If anyone wants to choke my chicken let me know. Taking me around the outside might be risky but you definitely won't complain whatever position you end up coming in.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando If anyone wants to hold my Olympic torch let me know. You won't want to drop my baton, and if we stay up all night for a Button marathon you can definitely vault with my pole.
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@fernando Ooh, I'm always willing to be on the receiving end Fernando. My "little thing" isn't called karma, but whenever you get lucky, it still comes back to bite you in the ass.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@hammy If anyone wants to tap my rear into a spin let me know. I might have to suck it up, but your lights will definitely go out when I explode.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@Horner If anyone wants to flip end over end in my chassis let me know. Launching from my rear bodywork won't be a problem, but I can't promise you we'll be coming back down to earth.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@lee If anyone wants to see more by pressing this Red Button let me know. I'll cover all the angles you want, and you won't have to pay any subscription to watch my channel streaming.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi Ooh, you can hold on to my trophy for as long as you like Rubinho. The only colour it changes to is pink, but I guarantee all your friends will turn green with envy.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi Ooh Michael, this hairspray queen is hoping to be the first one to come to hand. Asphixiation is optional, but I'll guarantee you a firm hold if you squirt my nozzle.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@jackie If anyone wants to deposit some hard currency in my vault let me know, my interest rates will be sky high but you won't want to make a premature withdrawal.
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