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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, why don't you put your finger on this pulsating Button Fernando? If you offer me a good drive, I'll guarantee you a come-back.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando If anyone wants to go down on my pink panther let me know, I don't have any objections to someone soliciting this piece of McLaren equipment for extra-curricular activities.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, you can let loose on these nuts any time you want Fernando. Don't worry if you lose your balance, I've got something you can easily get a grasp of.
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@rubens Ooh Rubinho, you can come and have another stab at this brawn any time you like. I'm always willing to take a good beating, but I can't promise you that I won't come first.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh Fernando, if you want to honour this old queen let me know, I'll knight your hood with my sword any day.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@jackie If anyone wants to pickle my cucumber let me know, it's definitely a healthy option to toss a Button salad.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, don't be afraid to lurch if you fall over this comrade Fernando. It's never lonely to be left on these rocks, and I guarantee you'll always end up with an honourable discharge.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, why don't you come and get Messi with me Fernando? We can knock some balls about, and if you go deep I'll definitely let you score.
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@Montezuma If anyone wants to pledge their allegiance to this sex-god let me know. If you kiss my ring I'll definitely make you my slave.
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@mschumi Ooh, don't be embarrassed if you see this rocket blow up. There might be some burning at blast off, but once you feel the thrust it'll be ages before you come back down to earth.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@jackie Ooh, don't be afraid to try your hand, or anything else, on this Button. I'm not a betting man, but I'm easily tempted to take a shot in the dark.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@TrulyJarno If anyone wants to entice any juices from this full-bodied fruit just call me. My cork is just bursting to pop.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mikeg Ooh, I'd like to be taken either way by those big boys, especially if they can work as a team.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@mschumi Did someone say buggery? This champion will be ROC hard if anyone wants to give him a good thrashing, and endurance won't be a problem.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@jeanalesi Ooh Jean, why don't we get our "packages" together, I could demonstrate my impressive performance, and maybe we could compare our "points".
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando Ooh, it doesn't have to hurt Fernando, I'll let you park in my garage before I park in yours.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando If anyone wants to gang up on me just let me know, I can guarantee you won't get held up by my Brazilian.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@hammy Don't underestimate my "mojo" Lewis. If you want to play a round with me let me know, my long iron might play hard but I'll guarantee you a hole-in-one.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@fernando When you're finished with his ass try licking my "popsicle" Fernando. Choose a flavour from cherry, banana... and Button.
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@rubens Ooh I like being used Rubinho, you're welcome to lose yourself in me any time you use me.
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bestofbritish   Jenson Button
@Ambrosia You seem nice Jerome, pop into my motorhome and check out my vibrations. I've got a mirror on the ceiling, you'll have no problems seeing what's coming up behind you.
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