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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
This frickin sucks, I was totally on a high after I got to fly with the Red Arrows this week, and now I hear Mark retires. I'd be totally HAM if I was in a Red Bull, my legacy would be mega.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi Actually Michael, I think Nico was mega mature.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi It was frickin way complicated Michael. I want to reduce it even more next year. I was thinking less buttons also reduces the weight of the car so the team can put it on elsewhere.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando The McLaren guys are swagged out just like the Mercedes guys Nando. I apologized to the team, I totally did a Jenson.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando We've always had mega respect for each other Nando. I'm just flipped out that my honesty made you cry.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@jackie It's frickin totally uncool for these ex-drivers to bum me out, you know nothing. I'm going to prove you all wrong at Mercedes, just give me more aero guys.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando Totally Nando, I felt under a cover at McLaren, they suffocated me. Mercedes let me be as bad as I wanna be. I might make a youtube video, like the one where you crack a walnut with your neck, it's frickin epic.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@diResta I mean, WTF? Brazil was the end of the "yellow helmet plus McLaren" era dude. It should have been a totally epic win for me, I had a mega-frick-out when Hulkenberg ruined my race.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
It's going to be mega-emotional leaving McLaren on Sunday, I'm hoping we can make it epic guys.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@MycLaren No frickin way Martin, I'll get to do lots of more awesome stuff at Mercedes, Simon said so. It was mega-uncool of the team to make me remove the H.A.M logo from my helmet in Austin.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando It's just a phrase me and my music homies use Nando, it means "Hard As a Motherf**ker". It's way frickin ridiculous that I had to cover it up with tape, I mean WTF. Is it cause I is bl....
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando Even though I totally respect you now Nando, it was frickin mega-uncool to do that to the team. Is it because I was bla...
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
That's it guys, my championship's frickin' over. Sorry to all my fans, it was a mega ride while it lasted.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi Awesome Michael, that's mega gracious of you bro.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi What the frick? I had a frickin' broken anti-roll bar for the whole race in Korea, and then a piece of stupid grass stuck to my car, and I still frickin' beat you dude.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Oops guys, mega bad by me... he actually never followed me, hope we're cool again Jenson.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando I've millions of frickin' followers Nando, how was I to know the dude didn't follow me?
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@MycLaren Like, WTF? I just thought if Jenson wanted to diss me he should just show some respect and do it face to face.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi I hope we're still cool even though I took your drive Michael. I'm frickin mega-freaked to be moving crib to the Silver Arrows.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando You're totally the best Nando, it's going to take a mega effort to beat you. A big shout out to my homie Simon, he's doing the contract stuff so I can focus on driving.
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