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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando Si has got it down Nando, but I find all this contract stuff as confusing as a mofo. I mean, I'm like, what's going on?
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando I tried that by tweeting my telemetry Nando, all that happened was that Martin gave me a lecture, I mean WTF!
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@rondennis Word up Ron, I'm keeping all the bling from now on, the trophies are mega important to me.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando What the frick Nando? Ayrton can't be your idol cause he's my idol. I mean, hello! Yellow helmet plus McLaren. I'm Ayrton so you have to be my Prost.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@sbstnvtl What the frick? We were totally racing, even if I was a lap down. You're really showing your maturity Seb.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando I'm not getting any younger Nando. Nicole wants me to start using anti-getting-old stuff on my face. I've been totally super-loyal to McLaren since I was 13 years old.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando I'm the one who drives the frickin cars, so I should get to keep all those mega-bling trophies. Yellow helmet plus McLaren equals natural winner.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@prost What the frick is that guy's trip? I'm glad you're my Prost Nando, Senna's Prost is way too whacko, and he's totally not young.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi You totally need to get with Simon Fuller now Paul, I can get my people to talk to Simon's people to talk to your people. He knows loads of cool people, like the Spice Girls, and Will Young. We'll have mega parties in the pits.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando After grooving all night long it was a total frickin blast to carry the torch Nando, it's way cool that they asked me to join the elite group of people who did it.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando That was the hard part Nando, the torch is like mega-bling so I got Nicole to pick out special rocks for my lobes.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@mschumi Totally Michael, Murray was frickin awesome but Roger Federer was even more mega awesome.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
What's all this frickin' feeling sorry for Vettel and Grosjean? I'm the victim here too guys, who needs a busted alternator when you've got to frickin' dodge Maldonado and Massa every weekend.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@Pastor I'm just gonna suck it up, I'm totally cool about it. The new mature Lewis doesn't let this stuff get him down.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando This is totally frickin uncool Pastor. Yellow helmet plus McLaren equals one angry dude. Next time you spin me out I'm gonna explode like Ayrton did and punch your lights out man.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando I'm totally going to win on Sunday and end the streak Nando. Felipe better not come near me and wreck my buzz.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@massa Don't touch me man, don't frickin touch me.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
Now that we respect each other Nando and say nice things about each other, I have to say I was flipped out racing you for the win in Canada.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@CherZing Simon will make it happen Nicole. Totally awesome race Nando, and it was mega spraying Ron with champagne at the team photoshoot.
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
@fernando That's totally frickin uncool Ron, is it because I is bl...
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hammy   Lewis Hamilton
15th? What the frick? I totally don't get it Nando, everyone thinks I'm awesome.
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