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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@jackie Here's Johnny! You toe-nail trimming teetotalling tossers. Vettel couldn't even pull that bird on the podium on his own, never mind win anything. What's the bloody Newey factor? Looking like a scuba-diving ponce afraid to get bubbly in his eyes. In my day we drank petrol when we ran out of booze and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert went diving with all the podium totty.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@mschumi You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day rules were for breaking and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert parked his car next to the hottest grid girl.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
You flower-scented flock of nappy-wearing fancy-dans. The Olympics is for lazy nonces who can only run 100m. Back in the day 9.58 seconds was the time it took a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert to pull a bird, and the only excuse for ending an F1 qualifying session was an earthquake.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@mschumi Here's Johnny! Listen Villeneuve, I actually won Le Mans, and I did it without looking like Kojak. As for you Schumacher, I would have murdered your mullet-mangled arse in a sportscar. In my day Le Mans was for real men, 24 hours of booze, birds, and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
Here's Johnny. You spoilt over-paid penny-pinching prats. In my day drivers were lucky to get fed never mind paid. We survived on petrol fumes, booze and birds, and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert was king of the castle.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@fernando Here's Johnny! I'll remember every single whiny gripe you sapless sissies utter the next time you stand before me in my stewards lair, and when I'm finished nullifying your existence you'll wish you'd never heard the name Johnny Herbert.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@FastEddie Here's Johnny, no way you brillo-headed twat, the sight of my devastatingly blond but hard-as-nails noggin is still enough to give Schumacher quivers.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
Alright you preening plimsoll wearing prats, in my day the cockpit was so hot I could have fried eggs on my helmet. Hotter than hell, but not as hot as a blond ball-busting bastard behind the wheel by the name of Johnny Herbert.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@Louise I'll knock the snot out of your schnozzle Schumacher, those ITV spotlights were hotter than anything you've ever known.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@fernando Enough of this you nappy staining ninnies. If I knew my car wasn't equal I would have deep-fried Flavio and had Schumacher for pudding.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@massa Here's Johnny! You pimple-nosed brats couldn't understand an FIA regulation even if you actually learned to read. In my day there was none of that drive-through rubbish - a good 10 second stop-go, 15 lashes and a water-boarding sorted us out good and proper.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@mschumi Here's Johnny! You call that a penalty you lily-livered lemons. When I said I'll give him a drive-through I expected the stewards to line him up at the end of the pitlane for me to mow him down in the safety car. That's punishment.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@wibbah Listen here you koala-cuddling cretin, in my day we drove at full speed in the pitlane, and Down Under is where this blond bomber went with all the grid girls before and after a race.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
Here's Johnny! You pack of primrose scented ponces. In my day we were lucky if the steering wheel worked. Mirrors were for women, and a blonde bombshell called Johnny Herbert had all of them.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@mschumi You've gone soft in your old age Schumacher, I've seen your red gloves. The only time my gloves ever turned red was with blood from thousands of manual gear-changes.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@fernando Here's Johnny! You spineless whimpering sissies mightn't remember the days when nobody got points for coming in a miserable 10th place, cars were fueled with pure testosterone, and Johnny was a proper man's name.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@fernando Here's Johnny! You miserable wimps wouldn't know what it's like to win in a shitty dung-box like a Stewart Ford, but I do. Nurburgring 1999... read up on your F1 history you pantywaists.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@mschumi Here's Johnny! You sniveling, moaning, groveling bunch of pansies. I won Le Mans when men were men, cars were lethally dangerous, and a blond bombshell called Johnny Herbert was the difference between winning and losing.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@hammy Here's Johnny, I actually won Le Mans you snivelling little weasels. It's for grown-ups, not pampered little primma-donnas.
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johnny   Johnny Herbert
@hammy Here's Johnny! You're lucky I wasn't on the stewards panel Hamilton, I would have had you banned for the next three races.
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