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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando McLaren be doing a total bad to Lewis, he drived good for them. Ron f**king fired me just cause I broke my f**king head for done worser the tennis.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
The dudes be doinged a real bad stolen the chicken man, if a guy do robbed the KFC he be jailed serious time in the US of Americans.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando The Colonel be made seriously tastey chicken Fernando, though a dude nearly hitted me by a bucket of wings last week, f**king asshole nearly broked my f**king head.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando I did wented and played the tennis dude, made gone wide on the court-side and done badded my shoulder, total bummer.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@MycLaren I didded break my f**king shoulder with the f**king tennis thing, f**king McLaren be done worser than f**king Williams.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi No way man, I did do getting F loads of times from the f***ing shitty school teacher who broke my f***ing head and no way could learn any dude nothing, and then I done win the Rookie of the Year and the Indy 500 at the same f***ing time dude.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi F**king Williams, I f**king did winned Brazil by awesomeness driving for those f**king guys. Williams f**king broke my f**king head, and the Maldonaldo done do look like Tessio from The Godfather.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
Karthikeyan done getting big respect for his awesome wrecking. He should be stayed in the NASCAR Trucks dude and not the stupid fucking F1's.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@flavio Laid off the homie, that's getting loose on the heavy, he doed awesomeness when he winned the race. NASCAR are way gooder than stoopid F1.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando Piquet be done good for the South of the America man. He wrecks awesome on the purpose too dudes.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando Man, the car steered so bad I was bummed, I was tight on the low dude, then got loose to the wide.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando Total wipeout into the plane on the truck thing man, I nearly got burned so bad like we didded barbeque the chicken wings on our trailer.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi I run good as I can but this be making a real bad for the fans. The worstest thing is I almost done broke my fucking head.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@fernando The team do built my car so big so I can wreck it awesome, gotta speak a gratitude to my Target-Cottonelle-sponsored-Earnhardt-Ganassi-Racing-Chevrolet-Car 42 crew.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi That Verstappen guys is totally douchebag. He rode on my ass in Brazil '01, he did broke my fucking head man.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
No way dudes, not gone to the Texas is like a super bad man. All the stuff over here are awesome.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi Make a racing here in Austin Mike, the steaks do as big as a cow. F1 needs an ovals to race with.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi Totally dude, Ralf done a total bad when the Williams guys make him beated me at Magny Cours on 2003.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@Williams F**king Williams, f**king screw me dude, love Ralf man, f**king broke my f**king head.
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jpm   Juan Pablo Montoya
@mschumi I already drived for Williams dudes, and I am going awesome in Nascar so I'd be doing a bad by going back.
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