@fernando Everyone knows I was faster than you in Australia Fernando, you only got ahead of me because the team screwed me, you better watch out this weekend.

I got very emotional when I heard this Fernando,finally you've shown me some support. I don't think every driver would have done the things I have for Ferrari in the last few seasons.

@fernando I knew it was too good to be true, I'm glad now that I spun you out of that ice-race at the weekend.

@fernando You should have won the Suppository of the Year award at the BRDC ceremony the other night Fernando.

@fernando You're a bloody cock Fernando.

@sbstnvtl Did someone say "team orders"?

@fernando Huh? All I care about is that I was faster than you Fernando, and everyone saw it.

@fernando The Brazilian GP in 2008 was very emotional for me Fernando, and I was half a lap away from becoming the first Ferrari World Champion from Brazil.

@fernando Very funny Fernando. Anyway I can't see myself at a small team, even if many of them would be interested in an 11 time GP winner.

@fernando Oh piss off Fernando, you can't bully me anymore, my therapist is giving me techniques to recover my speed.

How come nobody mentioned me? I've won in Valencia before, I think I can be the eighth different winner.

@hammy I have nothing to lose Lewis, if you try to overtake me I'll get you back for all the races you ruined for me last season.

@fernando You snivelling twat Fernando...

@fernando I won't need any special favours Fernando, and it's not my fault. If the team can make the car more competitive for me then I might be able to do better.

@Montezuma I'll let you know what I think of you whenever you get your head out of Montezemelo's backside Fernando.

@fernando You're an arse-licking twat Fernando.

@fernando Stop calling me your former teammate, I will definitely keep my seat. It was the car's fault, it was behaving very unusually.

@Montezuma You're a bloody arse-licker Fernando.

@fernando Huh? What are you on about, they didn't fire me.

@fernando What the hell Fernando, I'm your current teammate.