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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@JV Then you'll be delighted to hear the ceasefire in Gaza came about because the Israeli's and Palestinians finally found something they hate more than each other... your music. They're shipping a container of your CD's out there so they can both fire rockets at it. Congratulations twathead.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@IceMan Given my own chances of winning on my comeback were hampered by driving a silver crapbox for three years, count yourself lucky to have had a good car Kimi.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@JV Loosen up twathead. In any case I heard your album was given an obscene rating for being so offensively crap. Also, look up my pitlane speech to Coulthard at Spa 1998 to see proper usage of swear-words.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Jeez, I thought I was the biggest expert in making FIA punishments meaningless. Nice job there at McLaren, getting tax back on a $100 million fine for stealing intellectual property.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rubens The dodo appears. My contract didn't grant me superiority over you, evolution did. Armstrong's problem was getting caught. On that subject Rubens, if you ever set up a charity you should call it Liveweak.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@FastEddie Picking up diseases more like. Given your talent level I think Eddie the Eagle might have been a more appropriate moniker than Fast Eddie.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@schumi Ah Dannii, the ugly duckling who never quite became a swan. Third last in the DTM series, wow. I'm starting to think having Jimmy Saville as a relative would have brought less disgrace to the family than you.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@johnny Funny thing Herbert, the amount of time you spent on the podium last Sunday was about the length of your average GP. As for The Flying Snot, your opinion is so highly valued that even Grosjean rejected your offer of advice, twice... Next time, ask him out in private and spare yourself the embarrassment.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@hammy Don't worry Hamilton, there's always next year. Like I keep telling the press, I think you were the right choice for Mercedes going forward.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@hammy Indeed, there's only one way to make my comeback look any good now, and that would be for Mercedes to collapse into a complete clusterfuck when I'm gone. You are the chosen one Hamilton.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@hammy Oh, I thought that flailing piece of astroturf was just another accessory, to go with your ear-rings and Yankees baseball caps.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
Hmm... very original Barrichello - I see you're pulling out the old experience card again, seemingly the only card left in the deck.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rubens In that case I assume you also weren't referring to yourself when you mentioned drivers who are fast, and certainly not those who make the most of the equipment at their disposal.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rubens I was thinking more about 5 years at Ferrari in a championship winning car - I believe if you had brought out the potential of that car you might have scored not only almost double the number of points, but 5 times the wins, 4 times the poles and infinity times the championships.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rubens Half your wins could have been missed as a statistical anomaly Barrichello. But let's talk about Brawn '09 instead then, I believe there was a fair bit of potential in that car, what with it gifting Button 6 wins and a championship.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rubens I thought the whole team was a bit wasted on you Rubens, especially when I managed to equal your points tally in the first year of my retirement even though I never sat my arse in a car all year. Read: nul points.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
I'm sure Ross is just relishing the thought of replacing the king of mature diplomacy with the boy-king of juvenile asshattery.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rossbrawn Indeed, I heard he was expensive - and that's before you take into account the publicity cost of cleaning up shit like this every time he opens his gob. Maybe you should have had an off-the-record chat with Whitmarsh about that angle before signing on the dotted line.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@MycLaren Can't imagine there's anything to read between the lines there. My prediction: Mercedes' second-biggest mistake of all time - Hamilton replacing Michael Schumacher.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@rossbrawn Announcing it before Michael Schumacher had a reasonable chance of convincing the world that retirement was his own idea. Watch this space.
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mschumi   Michael Schumacher
@nico Well Britney, I actually left Mercedes on medical grounds, my doctor advised me that my lungs were being destroyed by all the male grooming products you're exposing me to.
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