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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando Conscientious employee my gin-soaked arse. Too right I got pissed, took me a case of Johnny Walker to remember Max's number. I'll crack your noggin with your laptop if you stab me in the back again.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@hammy You bloody canary Alonso, it took me seven bottles of Blue Nun to calm down enough to ring the FIA.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando They're mine all mine. Third place gongs are for beer, Second place cups are for Johnnie Walker, and the Winning Trophies see nothing less than Blue Nun. The last time a trophy got away was when Alain threw one to the crowd in '89 to piss me off, he's still buying me brandy to make up for it.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@hammy Bl..oody wasting good alcohol Lewis, and a Blue Nun would have done the trick instead of champagne. Remember Fernando, the last thing we learn is how to die.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@Bernie Who took the Johnny Walker branding off the cars? Christ, if that jeopardises my free personal supply I'm going to nut someone.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@Pastor Especially that little Coughlan shit, he brings plenty ideas from team to team... they're not bloody fresh ones though.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando Your loyalty was about as deep as the puddle outside my motorhome you little shit. Your conscience won't be the only bloody thing burning if I get my hands on you.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando You bloody runt, I spilled a good glass of plonk when you came in with that Coughlan stuff.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando Funny that you snitch, you were quiet as a mouse when the Piquet thing came out.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@TrulyJarno Ship us over a few more cases of that plonk pronto there Jarno, half a bottle of that red sauce and I'm ready to face the day.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
Christ, they get Coughlan and we get Michael... what the hell is going on, a bloody prisoner swap?
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@hammy Not so fast with the forgiveness Hamilton, that wasn't the worst bloody thing the prick did that weekend.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando Five-place bloody grid penalty... if it was me I would have bottled you with that fine Hungarian vino I was guzzling.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando I'll put you and your bloody laptop through a thick wall if you come over here you little runt.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando You and your bloody emails, you're like Monica Lewinsky with her bloody dress.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@Kobayashi Plenty of spirits will do the trick Kamui, a couple of cases of Johnny Walker will erase weeks from your memory.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@hammy I may be a little tired and emotional Lewis but please don't ruin this special relationship.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@Horner Mike Coughlan didn't seem to think so. He was all about inter-team sharing. Drove me to the bloody drink.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@fernando Actually Jarno's wine is not too bad, I went through two bottles for breakfast last week.
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rondennis   Ron Dennis
@CoalInCoals I think they're just biased towards anyone who doesn't embarrass the sport, Colin.
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