@fernando I apologised to Mr. Lux for unintentionally placing a broken champagne glass near a major artery, so everything is fine Fernando, indeed I am hoping to get a drive for next year.

@fernando I'll prove my innocence Fernando, and then I'll nail Force India for unfair dismissal.

@hammy You were a great friend Lewis, until I, for the first time ever, actually needed you in some small tiny way. Where were you when my life hung in the balance?

@hammy Not enough notice? It was only 8 months since I stabbed him, allegedly, and I'm pretty sure I told you that very night that I was in the shit and I'd need your help. Allegedly.

@mschumi Hmm.. must've been based on performance then. Although my 42 points to crappy Paul's 27 last year doesn't really support that.

@mschumi Well given his 11 point deficit to me, I think what Paul really needs is a useless team mate. Hulkenberg should do the trick fine next year.

@fernando Shhhhhhh Fernando, that's all gone a bit quiet, I'm trying to get a contract at the moment so I'd appreciate some understanding.

@mschumi They're not all Brazilian Michael, I'm making the trip down to represent Germany. Maybe another year I'll try the ROC instead.

@Williams Nothing has yet been proven Mr. Williams, it was an accidental graze on the neck with a champagne glass I smashed, also by accident.

@mschumi No way Michael, that guy never listens, always thinks he's right, total pain in the ass to argue with.

@sbstnvtl That only happened once guys, and I've apologised and put the matter behind me.

@mschumi That's very smart Michael, but I think you'll find Apollo 13 arrived safely back on earth despite all its problems.

@mschumi No he's not, nobody kicks my ass Michael.

@fernando I was celebrating with my old friend Lewis. It was an accident , the guy is loco.

@hammy They must have been tough guys alright Lewis. Not one of them was crying like you were.

@hammy You weren't very aggressive in that Shanghai night club, Lewis. Not until your bodyguards surrounded you anyway.

@subtle Actually I'm just making that up. There was no yellow helmet, there were no chicks because we were nowhere. How the hell do you delete posts here?

@hammy Yeah, they were well into us until you started blabbing about your yellow helmet.

@hammy Shut up Lewis. There was no nightclub. I don't know you.

Pure rumour. Don't believe everything you read in the papers.